Where does your diet and lifestyle actually land?
Inspired by TikTok health culture — Goatis, Santa Cruz Medicinals, Dillon Latham and the entire ancestral health internet — this test maps your diet and lifestyle across two axes. No judgment. Mostly.
You will be shown a statement. Rate your agreement. Your coordinates will be plotted on the compass.
How exclusively animal-based is your diet? Varied on the left, pure meat on the right.
How raw, ancestral and unprocessed is your lifestyle? Peak primal at the top, fully captured at the bottom.
45 questions · ~4 minutes
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Your Result
Carnivore · Primal Nutt
How do you compare to the famous names on the compass?
This is an independent fan-made project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Goatis, Santa Cruz Medicinals, Dillon Latham, Clavicular, Andrew Huberman, Doctor Mike, Bill Gates, or any other individual mentioned herein. All names are referenced for satirical and entertainment purposes only. Released under the MIT License — © 2026 Guyboy1.
Entertainment only — based on TikTok health culture, not medical science. Raw milk poses real risk of E. coli, Salmonella and Listeria. Raw meat and organs carry parasite and bacterial risks. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before making major dietary changes. The goat wants you to live to eat more raw liver.